How to gamble without getting cleaned all day err' day

Forums Initiate Posts : 42 Join date : 2012-06-02

You are probably reading this because you just bet 45k on that terrible guy Metaphase and you lost, resulting in the destruction of your desk, and the kicking of your sweet little puppy. Stop abusing your surroundings AND READ THE GUIDE DUDEZ

Step ONE

SET A GOAL YOU WANT TO REACH. I can't stress this enough. If you start with 1m, and you get up to 250m and keep going, you're going to get cleaned. If you start with 1m, find a point where you'll stop gambling and LEAVE (protip: don't go over 2x what you started with). i.e: I want 112k for some dragon bewtz so I can go peek4y with metaphase (hint: he sucks at pking)

Step TWO

Don't go all in at once. wtf man

Step THREE

Find an amount of money you're comfortable losing, and only use that amount for your betting sesh. If you get cleaned of all your geepeez, you are going to be a mad bro. And I cite metaphase, on several occasions, "I'm quitting this game it's so dumb and stuff guise"

Step FOUR

Play for specials. BANG FOR YOUR BUCK LOYALE IS LIKE COSTCO or something of that sort

Step FIVE

If you ever find yourself up a lot of money, take a moment and consider how much you have. Don't be greedy... If you really do want to keep going, mark that amount and if you lose half, then STOP. Take a breather, or take a day in between. When you lose a lot of money fast, you will ragebet. And you will lose. pig

MAKE THE BANK guise rendeer

Forums Fanatic Posts : 182 Join date : 2012-06-06 Age : 27

I cannot express to you how much your posts seem to make my day thank you for this, it'll surely help me in the future.

Well lesson learned. Once I was betting and I got up pretty far and then I just wanted more but ended up loosing all my profit

Posts : 4 Join date : 2012-06-07 Age : 31

D2M3 wrote:: Well lesson learned. Once I was betting and I got up pretty far and then I just wanted more but ended up loosing all my profit

Ay same here Razz

I just learned about this glorious gambling and made 15m so I had 30m for the first time. I was like well this is easy why didn't I do this before. I now have 700k

Forums Fanatic Posts : 126 Join date : 2012-06-07

Comical and serious a the same time. Love the 'guide'. xD

Forums Fanatic Posts : 140 Join date : 2012-06-07 Age : 28

i love my puppy

Forums Fan Posts : 53 Join date : 2012-06-07 Age : 30

I wanna stress to everyone that reads this that it was made BY A HOST... Hosts dont want you to lose all your money but you guys do it anyways...

Bronze Star Host Posts : 7 Join date : 2012-06-09

Dang por, now they wont rage bet there bank anymore Sad

Forums Initiate Posts : 18 Join date : 2012-06-07

i usually go dungeonerring when i log in, going for 85 dung so i can kill frost dragons for money. but i make bank everyday from going to drop partys and stuff then come back to betting earn 2-3m and then lose every single gp ( i literally mean every gp ). so im going for 85 dung so i can actually earn a stable amount of money because i quite want claws =)

definately loved the way you went about explaining that prophase XD yet i still ended up cleaned LOL rebuilding for this guy

Posts : 5 Join date : 2012-07-06

If only I had read this before i lost my bank like litterally 30 times x_x time for some drop party hunting then not getting cleaned > Smile

Forums Fanatic Posts : 126 Join date : 2012-06-12

Great guide!

Forums Fanatic Posts : 116 Join date : 2012-07-03 Age : 32

wow wish i could have read this before getting cleaned twice around 200m. But i have so much fun can't help it, thanks for posting this need to learn.

Forums Initiate Posts : 34 Join date : 2012-06-07 Age : 81

Hahahahaha great guide, Prophase!

Posts : 1 Join date : 2012-07-16 Age : 35

I support this post 100%. All great ways to keep yourself in check! (I was actually going to post something along the lines of this, using most of the same methods - with a little more math involved - when I found this)

Forums Fanatic Posts : 171 Join date : 2012-06-28 Age : 26

great guide but i keep on getting cleaned anyways Razz

Forums Fanatic Posts : 116 Join date : 2012-07-03 Age : 32

lol wishes me turn my highest i got to was 255m hby?

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